One day an old man stood up on a bus halt. He looked waiting something. Then he asked to a young man near him, “Excuse me, what time is the bus to Bandung?”

“5 minutes later,” the young man answered. “What about the bus to Semarang?” the old man asked again. “Around 10 minutes later,” the young man answered briefly. “Where are you going to go, Sir?”

“I just wanna cross this street. I’m afraid they hit me,” the old man answered then walked crossing the street.

Substituting Teacher

A girl was substituting as a teacher for her friend. She figured that it would be best if she wrote everything on the board for the kids, so it would be easier for them to understand.

During math class she said to the class, “Ok class, it is time for your math test. I will write the problems for the test on the board.” So she did it, and they took the test.

Later in science she said to the class, “I will write the questions to your science assignment on the board.” So she did and they took the test.

Then later in spelling, she said to the class, “Class, I will write the words for your spelling test on the board.”

Do You Speak English?

I had an amusing experience last year. After I had left a small village in the South of France, I drove on to the next town.

On the way, a young man waved to me. I stopped and he asked me for a lift. As soon as he had got into the car, I said good morning to him in French and he replied in the same language.

Apart from a few words, I do not know any French at all. Neither of us spoke during the journey.

I had nearly reached the town, when the young man suddenly said, very slowly, ‘Do you speak English?’ As I soon learnt, he was English himself!

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Fun in Class

The teacher asked a student: “Do you know where Mt.Everest is? The tallest mountain in the world?”

The student said: “I am sorry teacher, I don’t know where it is.”

The teacher said angrily: “You don’t know?  Stand up on the chair!”

The student stood up on the chair in the astonishing manner and said: “Teacher, can I see Mt.Everest by standing in the chair?”

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