Sonora.ID - Pada ulasan berikut ini kita akan membahas mengenai contoh spoof text untuk memperjelas pemahaman kita terkait jenis teks yang satu ini.

Seperti yang telah dijelaskan dalam artikel sebelumnya, spoof text merupakan salah satu jenis teks yang memiliki bagian akhir yang tidak terduga dan lucu.

Teks ini memiliki struktur dan karakteristiknya tersendiri yang dapat Anda ketahui melalui contoh-contoh spoof text berikut ini.

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Contoh Spoof Text

Too Late

The plane was late and detectives were waiting at the airport all morning. They were expecting a valuable parcel of diamonds from South Africa.

A few hours earlier, someone had told the police that thieves would try to steal the diamonds. When the plane arrived, some of the detectives were waiting inside the main building while the others were waiting on the airfield.

Two men took the parcel off the plane and carried it into the Customs House. While two detectives were keeping guard at the door, two others opened the parcel.

To their surprise, the precious parcel was full of stones and sand.

Wrong Email Address

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

“Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.”

Bad Dream

Once there was a couple sleeping. The wife had a bad dream. She woke up, and was scared and cried.

Her husband tried to comfort her and asked why she cried. Then she replied: “I had a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me from you.” Hearing his wife answer, the husband said: “It’s okay, Honey, it was just a dream.”

Immediately the wife responded loudly: “That is why I’m crying.”

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Old Man in a Bus Halt

One day an old man stood up on a bus halt. He looked waiting something. Then he asked to a young man near him, “Excuse me, what time is the bus to Bandung?”

“5 minutes later,” the young man answered. “What about the bus to Semarang?” the old man asked again. “Around 10 minutes later,” the young man answered briefly. “Where are you going to go, Sir?”

“I just wanna cross this street. I’m afraid they hit me,” the old man answered then walked crossing the street.

Substituting Teacher

A girl was substituting as a teacher for her friend. She figured that it would be best if she wrote everything on the board for the kids, so it would be easier for them to understand.

During math class she said to the class, “Ok class, it is time for your math test. I will write the problems for the test on the board.” So she did it, and they took the test.

Later in science she said to the class, “I will write the questions to your science assignment on the board.” So she did and they took the test.

Then later in spelling, she said to the class, “Class, I will write the words for your spelling test on the board.”

Do You Speak English?

I had an amusing experience last year. After I had left a small village in the South of France, I drove on to the next town.

On the way, a young man waved to me. I stopped and he asked me for a lift. As soon as he had got into the car, I said good morning to him in French and he replied in the same language.

Apart from a few words, I do not know any French at all. Neither of us spoke during the journey.

I had nearly reached the town, when the young man suddenly said, very slowly, ‘Do you speak English?’ As I soon learnt, he was English himself!

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Fun in Class

The teacher asked a student: “Do you know where Mt.Everest is? The tallest mountain in the world?”

The student said: “I am sorry teacher, I don’t know where it is.”

The teacher said angrily: “You don’t know?  Stand up on the chair!”

The student stood up on the chair in the astonishing manner and said: “Teacher, can I see Mt.Everest by standing in the chair?”

Broom

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”

“But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.

“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom. I’ll show you how.

Good News

The secretary told me that Mr Harmsworth would see me. I felt very nervous when I went into his office.

He did not look up from his desk when I entered. After I had sat down, he said that business was very bad.

He told me that the firm could not afford to pay such large salaries. Twenty people had already left. I knew that my turn had come.

‘Mr Harmsworth,” I said in a weak voice.

‘Don’t interrupt!’ he said.

Then he smiled and told me I would receive an extra!

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Are You Going to Punish Me?

Kid : “Do you punish people for things they don’t do?”

Teacher: “Of course, no.”

Kid : “Great! I didn’t do my homework.”

100

Susie came skipping up the walk. She opened the door and said, “Mommy! I got a 100 today!” The mother replied, “That’s great, dear! What did you get it in?”

“Two things,” Susie said. “I got a 46 in science, and a 54 in mathematics.”

Half Day

One day there was a class of kids at school. They were having a hard time concentrating on the work because it was snowing so hard outside. They were just waiting for that blessed announcement of the rest of the day off.

Suddenly, the intercom beeped and they heard the voice of their principal; “Attention, students. Due to the weather conditions, we will only be attending school a half of the day this morning.”

After all the students’ cheers had stopped, the principal continued; “And we will be attending the other half this afternoon.”

American History

Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”

Johnny: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”

Booking Tickets At A Station

One day a traveler bought a ticket at train station. He booked a ticket at a booth which is manned by a new employee. “I want to buy a one ticket” pleaded the travelers. “Where do you want to go?” asked the new employees. “I want to go to Morrow!” he replied. “Sorry sir we do not sell that ticket!” said the new employees. “Why do you not sell it?” The traveler asked again. “Yeah we do not sell that ticket sir!” the employee said. “Are the tickets already sold out?” asked the travelers curiously. The employee remained saying they did not sell the ticket.

The traveler was becoming angry. “If the ticket does not run out, why do not you sell it?” snapped the travelers. Then the debate increasingly heated up so that another employee came. “Sorry sir why are you angry?” asked another employee. “I want to buy a ticket to morrow but he did not give it to me!” replied the travelers. Then he asked him, “Why do not you give it?” “He wants a ticket for tomorrow while we sell tickets for today!” replied the new employee. Then his friend laughed, “hahaha He is not buying a ticket for tomorrow, but a ticket to Morrow city!” Then the new employee was embarrassed and apologized to the traveler.

Did You Want to Tell Me Something?

Dentists always ask questions when it is impossible for you to answer. My dentist had just pulled out one of my teeth and had told me to rest for a while.

I tried to say something, but my mouth was full of cotton-wool. He knew I collected birds’ eggs and asked me whether my collection was growing.

He then asked me how my brother was and whether I liked my new job in London. In answer to these questions I either nodded or made strange noises.

Meanwhile, my tongue was busy searching out the hole where the tooth had been. I suddenly felt very worried, but couldn't say anything.

When the dentist at last removed the cotton-wool from my mouth, I was able to tell him that he had pulled out the wrong tooth.

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